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On this issue: why I started camming, ohmibod shows, can you fap to a cartoon? PERVS, FANS, LOVERS, AND LURKERS! Welcome to Kissing Booth! Today I realized most of you know little about me. It's my fault, really. I take any opportunity for banter so whenever Serious Questions (tm) are popped in chat I run a ludicrous script. I was raised in China. I am camming from a Chippewa reservation. My native tongue is Swahili. Lies, all lies but I have a great time seeing how far I can push it. So let me be straight with you for a change. How about that? I will tell you all a little bit about me. Get cozy, bring a blanket, fill your tea cup, put on headphones, click on the song: Hi, my name is Mila. You probably know me as Mila_. I am a 28 year old journalist and I live with my dog in a city that at the moment looks nothing but drab. My dog is a 1 year old lab the color of vanille, her name is Nana. I didn't adopt her, I bought her at a pet store because I am a capitalist pig. She likes being scratched at the base of her tail, licking my carpets and eating anything that remotely smells like it could be organic in origin. She is currently shedding massively so if you see dog hair on my clothes when I cam, this dork is the culprit: As much as I love to stream I don't consider it my occupation. I don't have the work ethic for it and I have a day job like a normal person. What is it that I do for a living, you are asking? Translating books for different publishers is what I do. I probably shouldn't say it but I play favorites with a pop science publisher, those are the best commissions I ever get. The job has many perks, it lets me do what I love, I can do it in my underwear at home wherever 'home' happens to be in the world that season) and the pay is decent. If you ever noticed how fast I type, this is why. This year I have also been writing an ESL textbook for a publisher in Spain. The book I am currently translating is about modernity and how we fucked it all up, really smart stuff. If you want to read it with me and have something to talk to me about besides the weather and what's on TV, this is it: The Authenticity Hoax: Why the "Real" Things We Seek Don't Make Us Happy It might look dense but it isn't, it's just really interesting. The smart question I get the most often is why did I start camming. It isn't a story of bad life choices and wanton abandon. It isn't dramatic, I mean. I didn't start camming to save my life, because I lacked options or because I was living on the streets and owed my meth slinger dough. Nothing like that. A friend dared me after one too many glasses of wine and I took the plunge. I had no idea what a token was the first time I hit "broadcast". I just wanted to beat my smug friend's dare. Why do I continue to cam, then? The thing that keeps me coming back are the people in my room and the new guys who stumble in and somehow meet the high standards of intelligence, kindness, weirdness and generosity that has become the norm in my room. I live for those magical nights where everything is just perfect and we all get carried away. When I am not working, studying, or camming I love to be around the house. I love cooking, baking, taking care of my houseplants. Bundling up with a blanket and reading a good book when it's raining outside and warm in is my definition of a perfect Sunday. I fear movies lost their soul to the box office at the end of the last decade, it's all about chasing scenes and bullets with a happy clappy ending lately which is why my favorite movies are blockbusters from the 70s, 80s and 90s. That, I guess, explains why I chose the name I did. It is my belief that the sexiest organ in the human body is the brain. There is nothing sexier than suggestion, implying things that are not readily seen is so arousing... that is why I love to tease. If you are one of those people who lurk in the shadows because you are too shy to say anything, please don't be! There's no need! If you are a decent human being and you know how to behave like a man, then you need to create an account and say hi to me in chat! If you are one of the good ones you will be received with open arms by everyone, not just me. I DID IT AGAIN The first time was incredible and so many of you complained that you missed the show that I had to do it again. This time I sent you all an email to come watch. Did you get it? The second time around was even better than the first. I wore the ohmibod for almost an hour and had multiple orgasms thanks to Mayday, Highlander and at least 200 more tippers. It was the most amazing night. These other images are from the first night I used it, two weeks ago: If you missed these two shows I am sorry. As much as I would love to continue to do Ohmibod shows, I believe it takes away from my experience with you. These two shows gave me so much pleasure I feel like I can get addicted to it and when I am doing it we can't talk or tease or do anything else. There is only one way to watch these shows again if you missed them and that is to be a part of my fan club. My fan club members get recordings of my best shows and these two are already waiting for you on my March Recordings folder. To see them you will need an account on the green site. Go here if you want to create one. Once you have an account there you have to join my fanclub on CB. It is 1000 tokens and you get a bunch of perks on top of the recordings folder: My Coke Tee photo set (all 33 pics including the nude ones) Green username in my chatroom Greetings when entering my chat Send me private messages that only you and I can see (but don't abuse it!) Watch all my ticket shows for free and you will be added automatically to my hidden flash list every night. Get recordings of my best moments on cam so you can watch them as many times as you want Occasionally... access to nude galleries that I post to my bio If you are not part of my fanclub you can join by going to my profile and clicking on the "join Mila's fanclub" link on the top right If you do it offline don't forget to reply to this newsletter to tell me your username on CB and the fact that you joined so I can send you ALL THE THINGS and next time you see me on cam I will be greeting you with a lot of love! OMG DID YOU SEE THAT? Have you taken a walk through the homepage lately? Did you happen to catch the CARTOON offering to flash on cam? It was crazy! It was a cartoon interacting with people like it was a human model: She (?) had 20 thousand viewers at one point! I had a lot of fun watching her and tipping her and it opened my mind to so many possibilities, I was just happy to see people experimenting and pushing the boundaries of what we can see on cam. If you missed it and want to follow the room in case she broadcasts again, this is the link My only complaint is the quality of the animation. I imagine if things work out people will improve on this, and I can't wait for the day in which we get 3D models with snatches as detailed and acts as depraved as the ones on the NarcosXXX Mila_'s Bio and Free Webcam Real Name: On the internet nobody knows you are a dog Followers: 115408 Birth Date: June 1, 1915 Age: 99 Sex: Female Interested In: Men Location: www.milamcfly.com Last Broadcast: 1 day, 17 hours Language(s): Like 5 Body Type: a worldie Smoke / Drink: Red wine sometimes Body Decorations: Freckles? Pics & Videos: FAN CLUB EXCLUSIVE game on the homepage. Maybe then I won't feel uncomfortable watching them. Imagine if they make it so well that we even get teasers like me in 3D! That's what the future feels like. My fellow models didn't feel the same way as me though... The outcry was massive on twitter and some even brought the drama along to their own CB rooms! Top models who get 10,000 viewers on the regular having meltdowns over a silly cartoon and changing their camming styles 180 degrees going from sex machines to a chroma key in the blink of an eye. Others took their voices to Twitter where they expressed their ideas that can be summed up with: HOW DARE YOU CHA***BATE DO INNOVATIVE THINGS WITH YOUR BUSINESS, IT IS INSULTING TO ME!. It was a very entertaining thing to watch, why are people such narcissists? In reality there was a CB model behind the cartoon, she is very creative and has a podcast too. Her name is Harper and this is her room. Give her some support if you can because she is probably being grilled by other models now. This is it for today, I hope you enjoyed this issue of Kissing Booth and I will be seeing you in my room soon. IF YOU MUST KNOW You received this newsletter because you signed up when I was on cam. This content is exclusive which means it isn't posted anywhere else. In order to read it and get the pictures you have to be on my mailing list, if you unsubscribe you won't receive any of it. - My room: I don't have a set schedule, I usually log in when I am feeling like it. So if you want to receive a notification when I turn on my webcam so you can come watch me, create an account and hit the orange "follow" button: Create a CB account. If you are worried about your boss, your wife, or anyone else finding out you have a CB account, just use an "incognito window" to register, it leaves no trace so nobody will know! In reality there was a CB model behind it, See you tonight! Love, Mila.Contoh Tulisan Berjalan